Out of the Mouth of Derek

There is never a dull moment living with Derek. God has blessed him an awesome sense of humor which compliments my being prone to laugh at everything. I was inspired by Grace's hilarious posts of her husbands quibs to try and record these beloved Derekisms. Here are just a few recent quotes that happened to particularly tickle my funny bone....

As I was trying to help Toby smell a candle. Toby must have thought I was offering him food, he just opened wide: "He smells with his mouth".

After I likend his gas passage to a Lord of the Rings crepper creature:"If my farts are like Ringwraiths, than yours are like that giant spider; they wrap you up and leave you to die slowly"

"GPS stands for Giant Piece of Sh... uh, nevermind"--- during a recent trip to Phoenix.

Twu wuv.