Talks with Toby

A few weeks ago, I conducted my own interview with Toby because, ya know, kids say the darndest things. Here's how it went:

1. what is something that mommy always says to you?
"eat pie pack"

2. what makes you happy?
(smiles)

3. what makes you sad?
"boo hoo!"

4. what makes you laugh?
"ha ha ha!"

5. how old are you?
"free!"

6. how old is mommy?
"free"

7. how old is daddy?
"free"

8. what is your favorite thing to do?
"red"

9. who do you like to play with?
"lightening mcqueen"

10. what do you want to be when you grow up?
"a player! pee pa po!"

11. what are you really good at doing?
(makes crashing noise)

12. what did you do today?
"i went to outer space on sunday"

13. what is your favorite thing to eat?
"pasta"

14. what is your favorite song to sing?
"daddy's song"

15. what do you want for your birthday next year?
"a firetruck"

16. what does daddy do for work?
"the 'puter" (translation: the computer)

17. where do we live?
"california!"

18. what is your favorite place to go to?
"the truck"

19. what is your favorite color?
"uh, the firetruck"

20. what is your favorite thing to do with daddy?
"build the car road"

21. what is your favorite thing to do with mommy?
"eat"

22. what is daddy's name?
"Dairk" (translation: Derek)

23. what is mommy's name?
"carlson"

24. what is your sister's name?
"zoe"

25. what is your favorite movie?
"toy story"

What's the funniest thing your toddler has said lately? Share below, I'd love to hear from you!